Thursday, May 21, 2009

How To Use A Mirror To See The Hymen

Reality Jolly Roger of the dead

There are dreams that come true, almost.
Imagine the set of Big Brother .
Inside, the usual inept iposenzienti and raving.
Outside, the zombie apocalypse .

dream, predictably, is that the living dead dilanino and devour the subhumans the GF in no time at all. Unfortunately
(p "capital") that event would result in a short film about 30 seconds. Not enough to obtain a miniseries as "Dead Set ", broadcast in the United Kingdom in late 2008.
If you can digest the idea that the inhabitants of the house is not the first frame Crepin, enjoy five episodes of the series.

style fast zombies " 28 Days Later" (or, better yet, "the city contaminated Nightmare"), a little 'digital effects (not always necessary, but at least do no harm), good director, cast and sporadic worthy homage to " Day of the Dead" (particularly in the fifth episode).
types of home are outlined fairly well, with special mention to the stupid Pippa (congratulations for the choice of the name), a goose intolerable, and Patrick (the director of the show), slimy and arrogant, but with the glorious handlebar mustache.

To be a television product not bad at all.
course, my idea of \u200b\u200bthe living dead introduces more claustrophobic, zero computer and tons of offal in most, but I do not see the best around.
Given that we live so bleak times for the horror of a certain level, the fifth film in Romero's zombie ("Diary of the Dead , 2007) in these parts did not have distribution, nor in salt , nor in the home video market. While patios are crap in 3D and unnecessary remake, and chewed bone, for less demanding audience.
We can do is to console the perfidious Albion. Wicked so to say, while we Italians sorbate orgies packages, placebo wine and oscillating half-naked sluts in the early evening, the British TV can also happen to see these good products. And do not tell me "hey , but there are also American fiction," for charity and teenageriali Papetti verbose as " Jericho," to remain within sci-fi/horror, I'll leave volentierissimo.
As for Romero, then download, view and then purchase a copy of import (the series is already available on DVD).



Soon I hope Hannah Montana (or any other of equal videoteenager stack), devoured by giant termites, followed by the cast of Friends struggling with an epidemic of leprosy.

accepted scripts.

Monday, May 18, 2009

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For one night, in the way of Forts in Groove 6 (Pe), 15 artists meet:

photo of Sara Di Febo, Walter Trabucco and Gianluca Di Ioia

painting Luca Borzillo, Erica and Danny Abelardo Jorket

comics Simone Angelini

graphics Fabio Di Stefano and Campli Merafina

design of Peter de Uncle

music Diego Conti

22 pm: play by Robert D'Orazio, Andrea Di Nisio, Federica Di Pardo and Daniele Di Nardo

by 19.30 hours: Bars

During the evening will be presented and distributed a number of free fanzine "waste paper".

we can expect a spectacular evening, important.

Monday, May 4, 2009

How To Play Pokemon Prism

EP Fest

09/05/2009
JOLLY ROGER EP FEST
KE ME MEO - Via Industry, 24 - Argelato (BO) groups

Hours:
BUD TRIBE 24 , 00 - 01,05 (65 minutes)
Folkston 22.50 to 23.40 (50 minutes)
Rosae Crucis 21.40 to 22.30 (50 minutes)
Longobardeath 20.40 to 21 , 20 (40 minutes)
TRINAKRIUS 19.45 to 20.25 (40 minutes)
TIR 18.55 to 19.30 (35 minutes)
draugr 18.20 to 18.40 (20 minutes)
Kurnalcool 17:30 to 18:05 (35 minutes - play first because of the dual battery ... )

Straight from Myspace Festival :

- Opening doors at 17.00
- For the first 100 entries We also have a good- repayment of € 5 used for the purchase of equipment at the stand of Jolly Roger Records , inside the room. Thanks to Roadrunner Italy and Neech Agency will also gadget for the first 50 arriving! So hurry up and hasten immediately!
- The exhibition of designer tables Enzo Rizzi (Hard Rock) comics that tell the story of the strongholds of hard rock groups.
- You will find inside the room also festival on the fanzine, 16 pages all in color, containing interviews with the band, reviews and more!
- In the club provided relaxation areas with tables and chairs and bar service (drinks and sandwiches). Outside the room in an enclosed space, is expected ' smoking area (and go! NdJV) .

Admission is only € 5 . There are no cards or anything, so actual entry only 5 €.

More info here .

The idea of \u200b\u200ba festival in the Italian metal takes me right and a couple of groups I do not really matter at all. But I can review Longobardeath (very nice Motörheadiani lost in " Lumbard "), with whom I played at Milan with the Combo.
And above all, after more than twenty years since I discovered them, I can finally live to see the Kurnalcool ... I almost port behind the demo tape and gave them to do autograph!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Airsoft Titanium Gold Desert Eagle

Gianni Della Cioppa: an example of professionalism ...

Many people are generally me on bales (scoundrels, hypocrites and deceitful, opportunistic), but if in the end I did not do anything bad shot straight on my own. Sometimes however, give
bother anyone I know. What already annoys me more, so usually I try to hear my voice, if only for solidarity.
Then there's those who go a little further, bringing a give me . Want to material, emotional want. And there, inevitably, tend to lose the light of reason.
Gianni Della Cioppa , glorious signature of journalism (?) Italian Metal, belongs to all three categories. Let me explain why.

1 - As a journalist I are on the bales for its obsessive worship priori and not an objective of the 80s and for between the paternalistic attitudes and snooty arising therefrom. Oozing from the site of his label (Andromeda Relix), its contents (wherever they appear) and his book on Italian Metal (which I have already spoken here, and whose mistakes and horrors, and spelling, not I intend to go back).
2 - How
record has actually misbehaved with someone I know . It flows down to realize the attitude that keeps with his own bands. The group in question are Renegade .
3 -
Even as a journalist, he made a wrong personal to me , stealing material made by me for free, claiming to be his and selling it on newsstands. The classic drop.

ONE POINT.
Gliss in part: read the post about the book , then perhaps the book itself or the articles of John (one or the other), and get an idea. Even the pages of the site hosting dell'Andromeda goodies bad *.
Whatever you think, agree with me that the world did not end in 1989 and arrogance in the long run, never pays.

POINT TWO (practical application, specific, point A).
months ago, as a result of certain utterances stupid, cowardly and avoidable on Renegade (later passed off as "a joke ", " a nonsense", " a joke," as Berlusca sign) , I announced to the Via Della Cioppa mail than I thought.
For the record (the journalistic ethics demands it, even if IO I do not pretend to be a journalist), reported that the rate of metal Italian expert wrote on its website about the group, whose debut was being released on Andromeda. The following words appeared in the aftermath of the signing of a Renegade ' other label, My Graveyard Productions , and then they played (not just to me) even more unpleasant and out of place:

" RENEGADE "Too Hard To Die" (AND 16, 2006) With these guys in Florence things were simple, we brought the first master (which we liked, of course), even from the point of view graph, we or just some added notes linked to the label and in a few months, the CD was released. Unfortunately the band played live recently, reducing sales to their circle of friends and thought to write more new material for another CD (which has given us and which we naively refused, to avoid having another title unsold at home), rather than trying to run "Too hard to die." The Renegade are good guys, but how many of their colleagues, they did not understand that today's music market dynamics have changed, no longer the label to sell CDs, but the same band, playing and playing and playing in concert. Of course when I heard the singer confide "To me this make me shit ..", it was hard not wanting to take their CD and throw them into the sewers. Who were they? The Diamond Head which were shoulder. "

I wrote, in a very direct and angry. And I made reference to the other dispensed pearls of wisdom on his website, where was the moral to the youth groups, because do not feel like breaking bones localacci in a free, do the ranks of of waive precarious jobs in the name of God Rock , because-in summary- did not have the balls of the 80 formations of the heroic . Heroes fact that today only goes from work and effort (because families need to be maintained, and this means that must be respected. Other than the rock pedigree.) or are reduced to ex-addicts stoned (too much rock? Too much "sweat boxes " ?), or play at the reunion from geriatric to pick up two pounds with people like him in the stage.
Sure, John, there are young people who live to rock your way, playing 24 hours on 24, including tour unlikely side-projects, jam sessions and caravan annexes. But these meager rockers have the money to do it, ergo they have nothing to be given up. Are maintained not heroes. Critics
whatever you like, but the idea that the balls the only one who has giving up a job to become your hero comic book seems really surreal . And a bad advice to give, at this time.

then given by those who, with his own label, does absolutely nothing for groups which, theoretically speaking.

does not
graphics, not idea / create / plasma the product (the end is delivered by group), not find dates, does not endorse discs (if not two and four-mail banner ), forcing the group to buy back hundreds of copies to have saved my ass. Read the first few lines and understand that a label such as Andromeda give you something and makes it ready to print. In " months." Faced with zero promotion, so that is a band that goes directly to the printer : will the disc ready in " days, not months, and at least avoid being taken for a ride .

Plus is to verify whether the group sells enough copies live, because "it is so that works." He, poor fellow, has a passion for rock what else to ask? Promotion? Stupid us, we still have this idea " old" record label.
summary, you do everything and he puts the little logo of Andromeda Relix. Point. And then it makes morality.

As for " take their CD and throw them into the sewers , congratulations indeed. I think it's an output that speaks for itself. Understand? At a young NOT like Diamond Head ? understand? Sacrilege! Luckily there is a thought-Della-Cioppa, implied that thunders: the Diamond Head should be revered by anyone, never mind. Who does not is an idiot.

This arrogance is reinforced by other Cioppa, all available on his website. Inevitable
eg " not send me your demo so DO NOT LISTENING . "Strange, we thought it was the site of a label. But, as you can read below, he" has no time .

To my representations, because I just do not go down certain attitudes, Della Cioppa said so:

"
I do not know who you are, but I respect what you say. (after describing the heroic side of a middle-aged worker with a passion for metal and Herculean efforts to release the records, it appears that homo superior anger and registration changes ...) do not have time for the controversy from the neighborhood. My morality is known to everyone 30 years and I do not need your appr ovation for the clean conscience and sleep peacefully. Do not spend one more word about it, neither you nor with anyone.
Gianni (no revenge) "

not have the time, he. And 'a' moral ", a " with consciousness (which is written with" the "Gianni ...) in place." does not need my approval. He knows who he is, but does not know who I am .
As I wrote elsewhere, I'm the one who should thank since I bought magazines for years to write, his book on Italian Metal (bell'investimento), bought and seen the live bands who reviewed it, made the graphics for one of those who " product" (okay, let's say he put the sticker on ).
is who I am. You
TU you need to say thanks to people like me, "dear " Gianni. Without people like me, you do not exist .
But perhaps it is right: do not waste your precious time with me. What is written here does not require difficult to interpret and read anyone know what kind of arrogant hypocrite you are, without you Lezzi hands to answer. Neither me nor to others.
Ah, while we I am ... " or " is written with the acute accent , not that serious .

Regarding the 'Immaculate career, there's always the three ...

POINT THREE .
point and one point two by themselves are not enough to push me over the complaints by email. All in all, one is free to give themselves in the foot, no?
Then, a couple of weeks ago, I came across newsstand in the number of two Classix Meta the , on which the master of professional writing, along with Fuzz (the creator of "Metal Kakko "On Metal Shock, but with age it is a bit 'turned) and other nostalgia.
Having already enjoyed the first exit to the second purchase with joy. Ultimately, the only discordant note of the first issue was a review Brutal Truth's debut , just by Della Cioppa, nothing short of ridiculous : he obviously has never had the pleasure of listening to that record and we had to get by in ten rows full of pathetic nonsense (" bloody idea of \u200b\u200bmetal cadaverous (...) cloaca of infected blood-soaked riffs "), wrong component names (" Lilker Dave ") and comparing BT to" Black Sabbath doped with Iggy Pop as frontman (benchmarks that denote age and mentality of those who gave them birth).

However, the joy fades as soon as I come across in the purchase (presumed) interview with Phantom Blue , built, looks a bit ', Della Cioppa. It sounded strangely familiar.
However, more than four years ago, I el ' Admiral Hammerblow we wrote on a now-defunct webzine. Today he has his own blog , its webzine and collaborates with Ritual (sold at newsstands). Together we made an interview via email to Phantom Blue.
What's the point? E ' the interview that many have read this month's Metal Classix , paying € 5 , is that U.S. we made in November 2004, FREE for Hammerblow. The
" Mr. Della Cioppa has cut, reassembled , has put his name and has sold . You ask, "Where did if Hammerblow no longer exists? . Simple: ' only place where the interview was still closed: HERE.
On the blog of someone who already has a lot of sympathy .
Cute, is not it? Plagia who criticize you, and amen.

And who knows what other material has been recycled the magazine with such great detail, except sources. Example
professionalism, morality of of seriousness. And
trust, and I saw that the admiral could also essercela invented, that interview. Copy from " nobodies" like me is like doing scientific research using Wikipedia: good luck.
I reported the matter to the admiral (see here) and he has not taken it very well, of course. But much more diplomatic than me.

Well, there's no two without three.
What I expect now from the barn and Classix Metal? None. I understand who I'm dealing with and know I'm not worthy of the attention of His Majesty.
- In my ideal world (where journalists not put a comma between subject and predicate minutes, for one thing) I would ask at least one public apology, an apology blurb on the magazine's number three, for reasons very simple: the sources are cited , ITEMS NOT RUBANO . Later, the sources used in each article / interview should always be affixed at the bottom.
- In the real world I expect nothing to happen . Indeed, I expect angry reactions, enhanced by delusions of persecution, typical of those believed to be someone. O clownish excuses, like " so the site no longer existed " (but yes the interview, and however, is not yours). O evasive strategies, such as " well, it's only natural that things are going well ... I am old groups" (whatever that might mean you want).

I not want to reason with people like that. It sucks even the idea of \u200b\u200btrying to contact you to feel that he says.
invert the parties and we do that I am the Marchese del Grillo , what " I know 'me, and you're a fucking nun . Make
then what you want, Jack. Do not bother to add comments to this post, in case you Google it did pop up while you surf in search of "the third brother bassist of seminal group by 81 Paduan that broke ass to the famed mythical side of the Alps, and if not you know you can not claim to be a metalhead .
will automatically delete your comments, and I will not apologize for the paragraph to your pamphlet third metalheads for DOC, if ever there will be one.
N on I correct to offer those who do not deserve . I have no respect for those who do not for me.
do not have time
.

retouched a bit 'of grammar and syntax , stop copying respects who loves music but does not live childish illusions, learn to apologize to readers, musicians and colleagues when you're a prick and down a peg. It would be a good start.
Otherwise, only worried about one thing: a concert or show any disk you had to look seriously crossing the shoulders. This time you really broke my shit to the person wrong.

Resign friend, the rock is this: feuds between poor .


------------------------------------ * On May 3, the day following a this post, the linked page ( info for groups ") is curiously modified in years. Therefore impossible to fully enjoy the imperative "do's and don't's " GDC: the evergreen " not madatemi demo" of what the groups do not have to write nice to be with him (" not sound like the other Italian groups " " not read the magazines, etc...) Big loss. Too bad.

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.. and the whole civilized world industrialized rejoices when he sees the image appear on the big screens of the local leader of the New World Order Silvio Vanadium announcing: "I'm fine, the period of my illness is now just a memory, and I must thank the people of this have dealt with me during these months, subjecting them to "rites salt and coral, and often offering me tea beverage of ivy, a boon for the physical. On this occasion I would like to remind people that many years ago, reviled by all, were the promoters of these theories advanced care .. for this next March 29, feast day world of the New Man, I will be present in the square Vanna Marchi to render due recognition to those people who, like Galileo, have moved a little look 'beyond human plebeian indifferent ". In fact, after his death as a result of renewed studies on his theories, the figure of Vanna Marchi has been completely rehabilitated. Many other discoveries of the last century were were considered "fraud" by living at the time, while today there are foundations of the science of the New Man. The most important occurred in the area known at that time, Southern Europe, such as the design of the Tube Tucker by Mirco Eusebi (another martyr of science, as the above-mentioned marks, was even jailed by the blind court orders), which is still present in all our homes to have a major energy savings in heating buildings and reduce air pollution. We remember with regret that if this new technology was taken in the right account with the right timing, perhaps today we would no longer have to wander faithfully provided for our feuds of our masks isolanti.E appropriate as it did not present claims that the honest son of former President Mobutu Sese Seko of the Congo was to ordinary people, giving them a rich reward in exchange for a small favor personal capacity, in order to unlock their accounts in the former European region? Today his grandson, chief financial officer of the "hot parts" of the New World remembers and abhors the lack of trust that man has towards his fellow men. And if you'll be laughing certainly Caparrone Alfonso, owner of the Fountain of Trevi (regularly purchased by his ancestors in the mid-900) that is adding to his collection private and even the Colosseum, incredible to say, even the Huge Wine Glass, opera and the symbolic value prevailing universally recognized as the absolute work of art.

close the connection also reminding ..

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An ordinary case of planned obsolescence

"Not buy it, you do not need , "it said often on the walls. It seems a remnant of the old-fashioned scene of" They Live ", as seen through the eyes of the righteous.

In the digital age, however, the concept should be reviewed and recoded: " waiting to buy, buy less, do meticulous research, you do not trust, assume that you are cannon fodder, aggregates consumption bands and case of problems, made the righteousness alone .
the Past ' golden age of stereo systems, washing machines, televisions, cars that lasted "a life " (or at least the sense that the longevity of their high cost assumed), this which is digital or all, is now sipped in its evolutionary scale, drop by drop, to the slippery palate of the average consumer. Who does not know , not want , can not realize the real value of what they are buying.

to mean an average real value, very reasonable, between market value and use value . The first, decided and imposed from above, the result of marketing studies, mass psychology and behaviorism sinister (advertising the doorbell rings, the consumer starts to salivate.) The second, good old (Bolshevik) concept fell into disuse, the result the " what, how and what you need? . Too many questions all at once to stay cool idea, in the kaleidoscope of globalized bullshit of the third millennium.
The dominance of the first time brought a proliferation of highly perishable goods, even expensive ones. Forced shortening the life of the asset is falling 's last capitalist law that made sense, based on the direct proportionality between price and quality, price and longevity.
The price is now subject to the properties' other "definitely extras (news, features, design, exclusivity and an unidentified coolness, the result of snobbery and venting of frustrations through personal possession and exhibition of various objects. Example king of coolness, the SUV : Socially Unsustainable Vehicle).

happens then everything will break , just outside of warranty (because the warranty is now the real life of the tangible ), and fall under the covers, as new, with new exciting features, the best price (but only for the next twenty minutes). And with the shit that you repairs, because you end up in the tunnel of call centers, facilities phony, of "the should buy a new one," chronic inability to tell the truth for what it is: " dear sir, you must acquire, possess . The

new consumerism is based on the permanent flow of virtual currency, not on possession / enjoyment of good material. The new post-capitalist consumerism is and post-materialist . He does not need good material itself, as its perpetual motion, by a plastic card from hand to hand, from producer to consumer in the landfill and away again. It has nothing earth-shattering, but the detachment from petty " object is such as to appear even mystical to some" consumer whore "well indoctrinated.

In a pseudo-Buddhist Today the consumer wants to buy, say, an external hard drive is led by the hand in the rewarding path of escalation initiation of capacity: every byte a tantra. No matter where you come Thursday, the important thing is the way you do . Three hundred and fifty giga, giga five hundred, a tera, tera, and two USB-powered spiritual attainment. Evidence that the doctrine of impermanence has a technological sense.
believe is to obey (and travel a bit 'in sight, just to give the illusion of doing something else). The carrot dangling inviting us before our eyes, just walk.

Yesterday I was going to throw the printer (an Epson ugly Stylus C48, which prints already ill of her and uses more ink to a print shop in Milan). He decided to stop , with lights flashing and funny error message: " parts inside the printer is at the end of their useful service. Consult your printer documentation. Something has gone
.
Broken? Jammed? Consumed? Offline? No. That seraphic language used to convey the concept expressed above: " Dear user, your time has expired. We have granted to print, now do its part. The call also forced loyalty, but at this very moment you must be understood that the printer is to be replaced, regardless of any other consideration. Thank you for choosing us.. "Since the

' umpteenth time (and with the' brand again) so that a mysterious event puts an end to a very good uncut, used wisely and in moderation, do what every post-consumer Buddhist should consider doing at least once in your life: I pissed . I will not buy it, I will no longer passively accept the logic of these tycoons bastard (pimp) technology.

First, because it is already absurd to self that produce millemila printer models, all absolutely identical in substance but volatile over time. Buy, change, throws.
Second, because I wrecked cartuccine buy small bales of plastic with a drop of ink and pay more than a fountain pen . Who writes best-trained and at least keeps me hand and brain. Buy, change, throws.
Third, because every time there is a flaw the guarantee is "just " over and may not always be a combination. Since the classic " average user" I have asked of those who have found answer promptly. See below.
Fourth, because whenever the defect led to clashes with assistance and advice via mail, telephone or online that's sbellicarsi, but anger.

This time I opt for the live chat support from Epson. " Responds " that Xavier, who in three characters ( copy and paste , so I might as well use a FAQ page, or an avatar of Second Life with the body of banker and head of jackal ) I explains the situation:
" The message it receives, indicates that the collection filters are filled with waste ink. It is then required replacement, it must then reset the initial value of the counter, operation should be carried out at an Epson Authorized Service Center. Info addresses the link: http://www.epson.it/ecceteraeccetera. We would like to point out that the meter takes into account the number of prints made, of courses. the cleaning, replacement cartridges, etc. ... This is within the normal maintenance of the printer that it is important to meet to allow the machine to maintain its integrity over time and ensure high quality standards. The operation, to be performed safely in requires intervention of specialized technicians in the disassembly of some parts of the machine. "
" There are tampons that fill up after a certain volume of printing for which the printer is' designed. "
" Normal maintenance activities "calibrated, ad hoc, so that may be necessary far enough in time would be covered under warranty, be carried out only through them, at a cost higher than the value of the printer new.
Clear a counter and (perhaps not necessarily) a clean swab by intentionally wasted ink (see consumption absurd, especially when head cleaning).
Do not ask how to clean the buffer, or because they pull you down 'I love with such insolence, when you want only the illusion of being able to swim free print in color map of your next vacation all'Ipercoop.
Buy, change, throws. Inevitable

the gloss hypocritical " Thank you for using the service and EPSON-talk. We are open from 9 to 18 Monday to Friday. If you want to buy EPSON products please call our pre-sales number 800801101 . The session was closed. "
Yes, it's a please. But I do not want to do Epson (or Canon, or anyone else, and it seems to be many, to take these bad policies the limits of the consumer fraud ).
I do to those who should find this kind of problem with Epson printers, caused voluntarily by the manufacturer only for him to buy a new model with cartridges new and different , no reason and without providing any real assistance on that already purchased :

1) Documented (I have done here )

2) Download and install SSC Service Utility , suspicious software " by the consumer," which at least allows you to reset the damn counter and continue to print what would otherwise be impossible since the total block imposed by the manufacturer. Magic Your printer will resume the life and (do "ooooh " all together) will print as and better than before. As soon as the green light and the red light will stop flashing understand that you have been taken for a ride .

3) Do not rejoice : ask yourself how many printers economic you threw in the past, causing damage to the environment and evitabilissimi portfolios.

Near my home, years ago, there was an inscription on a wall: "There are subsume .
do not know if the author was a jackal-repentant banker or a trade unionist in the mood for philosophical excursions, but I think I finally understood what it meant. I think I'll print

A format . With compatible cartridges .